" My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me. "

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(via hate)

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(via fake-mermaid)

" Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality. "
" Oh how we forget
that everything is a choice
and we can decide. "

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via hate)